Poems by Bobbin - These poems are in Bob's unique style and are based loosely on the Haiku form.  Poems by Ratman - these Haiku were written for the Moon View event at Elmley Marshes - Sheppey.
  Serpents 

Seven spear shaped

serpents

Slithered slimily

sideways

Swishing swashing

swoshing

Sequinned sashays

surreptitiously

Somebody swirried

seriously

Sloshing something

smashed

Silently simplified

Sequently

 

Squared

Squashed

Squat

Slightly

Simplifying

This Tale

 

  The Cot 

Headache, bed

          Sore eyes

                   Sparse thread

Memory splintered

What of what

King sized mattress

Outsized cot

Three to half past

Midnight last

Thoughts of she

Ever fast

Young time she

Jaded past

 

 Pun Jabs 

So, so, so indeed

                   The pillow

Sleepy head stay in bed

                   Come the morrow

Winter and dread

Dread the morrow

No sun. no hay

Burnt broken leaves

Another winter’s day

My lost tooth, the fairy’s

Fairy’s indeed glitter

On the morning

At night time squeeze

I begin to white of fear

So Pun jabs and mun jabs

A gin, another beer!

 

  Haiku by James Apps 

She cat slits her eyes,

Hunting unwary creatures:

In bright August moon.

 

She swoops gracefully

Cutting airborne curves, landing;

Her mate greets her.

 

Sunlight breaks the gloom

September sun paints golden –

The wind blows autumn songs.

 

 

Clouds race excited

My eyes circle darkling hills;

Yet water is my frame.

 

Moon’s mushroom face sees

Westward sinking sister sun;

Kissing the ocean.

 

Owl Queen’s silent flight,

Deathly flowing feather light;

In sky clear moonlight.

 

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Dusk falls

Shadow sheep reflected

In moon bright water.

 

Moonfaced mushrooms

Describe a fairy ring

Fed by discarded cow turds.

 

Owl call cries

The bridge arches its back

Across the Swale.

 

I kick my heels

On a gravel path

Grass waves greeting

Under a moonless sky.

 

Pools of tranquil turbulence

My eyes are raped

By a red capped phallus.

 

Dawn rises

At daybreak

The sparrow flies for ever.

 

The sword cuts

My thought

Remains.

 

The Moon
 
 

 

Yell at the Moon!

 by Ratman.

 

This poem was written as a protest against all the signs and silly orders that are posted in all the places where councils and governments have control.  Mundanely enough the signs that set me off were the little flurry of instructions, warnings and notices of penalties in a toilet at Canterbury and the final insult of demanding that in a nearby park I keep of the bloody grass. So here it is - the grumpy old man bit.


Yell at the Moon!

 

Yell at the moon, you fool, or stand

Shuffling your feet, embarrassed

When you remember Paris in ’68.

Yeah that shit-kicking, student year

When the whole town went wild

Rampaged along the avenues

Where cannon can get clear shots

All the way down to the lowest level.

 

If you mean it for real you understand

What the tagger is trying to tell you

Or what the songster behind the black

Mike is wailing about. The endless rules

Hanging on walls, doors, pillars, posts,

Posted on posters, painted on bright wood,

And that smirking git behind the bar

Who turns you away because his job

Is not worth the bother. Rudeness pays.

 

There you go, spitting on the ground

Rubbing it in with your foot, vandal,

Night killing vandal as dark as a Goth,

As sharp as a claw, nasty as a dog turd.

Hey man, gimme the real world,

Regulated graffiti nailed to the wall,

I wanna see the name behind the law,

That says I can’t smoke in the train.

 

If I piss against the wall who tells me

To go and do that behind a tree?

Hell man, am I supposed beg my way

Through this labyrinth of rules

You make to protect yourselves,

Keep your world safe from intruders.

To hell with your tight little world

I got some nasties to offer you.

 

Don’t stand at your window mister

Watching me race down your way

Tearing up the sidewalks to throw

The debris at your fat policemen,

Or when I am burning your streets,

Creating my own Kristal Nacht,

A drunken lawmaker stripping

Bullshit from the walls, scary man.

 

Would you like to try out a riot

And join me and my radical friends?

Yell at the moon and have a try at

Breaking down your inhibitions, slick

With the blood of your neighbour,

Draw the knife across the throats

Of your nearest and dearest? No Guts?

And does blood make you feel sick?

 

Or will you up and cheer the leader,

Howl at the bloody moon, get that

Old sexy heat in your gonads, beat

Your hands in time to a rhythm that

Beats in time to hearts of strong men.

Or will you whine to the law makers

And ask them nicely to beat the shit

Outta the bastards who did this to you.

 

Secretly you want to yell at the moon

And take hirsute revenge on all those

Little shits, the ones who make the rules,

The ones who fix the labels, spoil the fun,

Take away with a word your freedom.

Or do you desperately want have

That forbidden spine tingling feeling

Of doing it right, of doing it free.

 

Yell at the moon break the mould,

Break everything you see, burn, burn, burn,

Until the law makers are forced to agree

That protest means rioting in the streets.

Yell at the moon, piss on the sidewalk,

Break conventions, drag the bastards

From their beds and rape their minds,

Or rape their daughters, rape them.

 

Offer them unabated terror, slice organs

With crinkled knives, throats with words

Choking the life from ideas that belong

In the past. Mind the step, this uncaring

Addict for the literal cares not, labels

On walls not written by the underground

Mean nothing. Sure, yell at the moon,

Stand in the dark staring lupus gaped

Calling Cynthia by her hunter’s name.

 

You’re crazy man but you don’t

Have to let it show. The world turns

Too fast for you to mean anything

Worth listening to, unless, brightly,

You break the mould and let the light

Stream into your world. Open up child,

Watch the tiger spit his prey to death

And meet death himself, unknowing.

 

Me, when I come down to Earth,

Touch the cold grass with naked feet

And gaze, trying to understand why

Gallileo had such a rough time

With the God wallopers. But me,

I’m just pissed off with the little

Shits who make the stupid rules

And yet cannot keep a latrine clean.

 

Try walking in the park buster

And not see the signs layered

Like leaves and guarded, jealous

Of destruction, by order of, and no

This and no that, do not, peace

And quiet, the end is nigh mate,

Pick up thy dog shit and walk,

Keep left in four languages.

 

Rotten little shits bust their balls

To keep your plebian arse off the grass,

Never admitting that the mower cuts

The poor sods down like the young men

In my grandfather’s time, uniform death,

Where everybody gets a share of the dirt.

The Flanders flowers as red as a red

Revolution, man its your turn next!

 

Sing a song of hate and let your breath

Carry the meaning beyond the knifepoint.

Break down barricades, rampage in the city,

Tear down the signs! Look left, Look right

Look weird, scream like a banshee,

Yell hysterically at the moon,

For Christ’s sake yell at the moon!

For Christ’s sake yell at the moon!

 

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